Stalking a Sexy Beast

Just been checking up on Freddie of late. Seeing what he's been up to you know. Just checking up on him. That sexy beast. A shame he retired from international football. I would've been on the hunt-down for Sweden match tickets otherwise.

Aww, You Made Him Mad

Apparently, Cristiano is "furious" about Vanity Fair putting his nude (very appealing) body all over the cover. They were clever see, they knew that putting two of the most prevalent stars in football today on the cover would make this issue sell like hotcakes.

Who wouldn't want to own this. Especailly right before a historical world-cup meeting. The first one this decade.

I say, get over it boy. Don't you want to make football more popular with the ladies...LOL!

I Am So Glad they're Coming to Cape Town

Even more reason to take myself to Greenpoint Stadium on June 14th! Wooh! If only they could play in their undies...lol!

It makes sense now, I know why those women were running onto the pitch during one of their practice runs wearing nothing but teeny-tiny bikinis. They're hot, bra. And that baby oil is not assisting the SITUATION.