Testosterone...everywhere. Djimon Hounsou - that African sexiness with the black velvet skin who plays the main character's mentor. Can't remember any of their names but I certainly recall every muscle shot in that gym of theirs, uh what's it called? Oh yes, the 365 Combat Gym or something along those lines.
Of course, the purpose here is not to give a film review because when it comes down to it, the film itself was mediocre save for a pile of hotties. Included in our list we have the delectable Sean Faris. Where has this sexy lil' boy been? Why else would they make movies like this? Don't tell me it's to satisfy the hungry appetitites of testosterone-infused boys. No, these movies serve the purpose of permitting women with no shame the opportunity to feast our eyes on finnesse. Yes. The wonderful female gaze. I was thinking though, if this sexiness was in my vicinity. At his place in a heartbeat!! Just in time to catch him flexing in the mirror.
Scene 43:
Thabs arrives at Jake Tyler's place one sunny afternoon and knocks on his bedroom door. 
Jake: Hey, who is it?
Sheeba: It's me baby. You told me to come over, remember. You called me about 10 mins ago.
Jake: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I remember.
Sheeba: Good, 'cause I'm ready to do that thing you like. You know, that thing we discussed about earlier.
Jake: Uuuuh.
Sheeba: Oh don't worry. We can just kick it nice 'n slow. No pressure. We've got all the time we need. I'll **** your **** until you're out of breath then we'll cool off and we can **** some more and I'll **** just the way you like.
Jake has a look of worry and bemusement on his face. He tries to think of a quick way out.
Sheeba: Jake, Jake baby you there?
Jake: Yeah, yeah uh we'll do that. Just give me a couple more minutes I'll be out.
Sheeba: Well I'm glad to hear that 'cause I really can't wait.
As she talks, Jake speedily grabs a T-shirt, cautiously dashes over to the window, unlatches it, rolls it upwards and climbs out without her knowing and runs from the house as fast as he can.
Hahaha! Just a lil' humour. Miss Sheeba rolls like that. Well, I'm not secret about it. Everyone knows he's fine.
Cam Gigandet is a hottie too. Let's give him some applause. Maybe being the badguy made him lose his audience cred a little bit. Nice abs. Don't know what's up with the half-black and hispanic boy to the right (my right) of him. Kinda wack. Oh well. Movie was essentially wack anyway. Lot of cringesome moments but like I said before. Fine men will always save the day, no doubt.
